stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

esexist:

guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

rocketfists:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about. 

Soprano Sauron. 

What is going on.

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

the-eleventh-blog:

lefayss:

samandriel:

Is this what it’s like to live in Europe

yes

yes

ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who

bennetwilcox:

welcome to europe

High-Res

danfanfics:

buttermybatter:

This is it.

This is Eurivision song contest

what the hell is this contest even supposed to be

i don’t understand Europe

onlylolgifs:

Popcorn Face Warming Cat

albionoutcast:

marypopandlockins:

there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me

cc-loves-dricki:

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

hahahahaha omg

How I am!!!